A State Trooper pulled a car over on I-75 about 2 miles north of the GA/FL state line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Gainesville to do a show that night at the Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late. The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket. The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler. While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car, a drunk got out and watched the performance briefly, he then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, You might as well take me to jail, cause there's no way in hell I can pass that test." How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, and then he lies on the other. How many lawyer jokes are there? Only One. The rest are true stories. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could save only one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper? What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue. What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers? Skeet. What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50 ? Your honor. What does a lawyer use for birth control? His personality. What happens when you try to cross a lawyer with a pig? Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles. Why does California have the most lawyers in the country while New Jersey has the most toxic waste sites? New Jersey got first choice.

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